Landscape Gardener Puns

A list of puns related to "Landscape Gardener"

I just called a landscape gardener round to give me a quote for some astroturf..

He said he couldn't do it because my garden is portrait.

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👤︎ u/Seany_Mallie17
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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A man hires a landscape gardener to fix his garden

Landscape gardener says nope can't do it your gardens in portrait

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ May 14 2019
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I hired a landscape gardener...

But he said he couldn’t help as my garden was portrait.

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👤︎ u/PSN_Clamour_Kid
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I hired a landscape gardener the other day, but he said he couldn't do it...

My gardens portrait.

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👤︎ u/screeRCT
📅︎ May 03 2019
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