Namaste.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
It was our last warming.
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
Tenants.
Tenants
I wonder if he has a complex.
I guess he’s got a sound argument.
To the evictor go the spoils.
[via text message]
Me: The new fridge is in, and we're good to go! Thanks!
Landlord: Cool (get it????)
I guess I chose the lessor of two evils.
Ten ants
You can say our relationship went from feuding to feudal.
Friends dad: "How is she doing that? How is she going to make the front of the building the back?"
Because they're lo mein tenants.
While fixing a hose at my house, the landlord said, "In order to keep water from running on the wall, you need a shower curtain on the back to...CURTail any leakage."
We both mentally high fived each other, as his wife rolled her eyes.
Ninja Edit: We have an old style tub.
"I got a new toilet topper for you guys so you can put your shit in it!" "I usually just put my shit in the toilet!" Let's just say we got off on the right foot. Then the left. Also should add im 18 years old and this surprised my two best friends at the landlady.
Landlord: Yeah, he's Indonesian.
Me: That's cool, I'm more IndoJapanese.
(whoosh)
Landlord: Do you know why he named his son 'Timmy'?
Me: No, why?
Landlord: He said he had a dream.
Me: Then he should have named him Martin.
Landlord: Why are you laughing like that?
Me: Ugh, I'm bored.
Landlord: Nice to meet you bored, I'm Landlord.
Me: groan
Our cat at our small business killed a bird and left it in the floor. My dad grabbed it and tossed it out the front door onto the parking lot. I then asked him to toss it over the fence into our landlords unkempt field. The following text convo happened several hours later.
http://i.imgur.com/uOLsC46.jpg
I told him, "My door is always open".
I told him, 'My door is always open!'
I said, “Sure. My door is always open.”
I said, “Sure. My door is always open.”
I wonder if he has a complex.
