Lances Puns

However in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

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TLDR; I wanted to say Sir Lancelot

But in King Arthur's time they were called Lance a lot.

She said she wasn't into middle-aged guys.

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

But in medieval times people were called lance-a-lot.

Peddling

Because in the Middle Ages they used Lance a lot.

Though in the Middle Ages, people were called Lancelot!

He was pedaling too.

Now he's freelance

Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.

They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.

I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".

I thought it was pretty straight forward.

A lot.

He's a freelance now

The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."

https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq

It has only one ball.

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

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But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.