Lacerations Puns

A list of puns related to "Lacerations"

What did the ER Nurse say to the belligerent, know-it-all surgeon, who came in with a large laceration?

"Well fine, then. Suture self."

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👤︎ u/MsUneek
đź“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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The other day I had a patient who didn’t want to let me stitch up his laceration. Well fine...

Suture self

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👤︎ u/essjayhawk
đź“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Lights that are used to help tie shoes?

Lacer beams

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👤︎ u/mmrtnt
đź“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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