A list of puns related to "Kudat"
Welcome to Kudat, the northern tip of Borneo. A gem in Sabah that I recently went. This is such an amazing place to be disconnected and just enjoy the beauty of nature. Though this place does not offer much in term of activities that can be done in touristy place, that is why I sort of love this place because it is protected from the activities and light pollution. I try not to be wordy and speak through pictures. 3 notable things that can be done there are:
Sunset at the Northern Tip Rock
Panoramic view of Dead Corals and Stilt House during Sunrise
Dead Corals and Stilt House during Sunrise
Lighthouse and Rocky Formation
Stay up late for Milky Way in the wee hours
Hope you all enjoy the post! Hopefully I can post about proboscis monkey next! ^(If I am hardworking)
*Important* Do note that the view is not guaranteed due to weather and the hidden beaches are mostly dirty as water bottles and waste wash up shore. I do hope this place stay untouched but resorts are r
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do you know any others? I'd love to find something for some of the other major cities!
CITY (by population) | NICKNAME | |
---|---|---|
Kuala Lumpur | K-Hell, KL, Kolumpo, Kolumpoq, King's Landing | |
Kota Bahru | Newcastle | |
Klang | ||
Kampung Baru Subang | ||
Johor Bahru | JB, Johornesburg | |
Subang Jaya | ||
Ipoh | CalIpohnia | |
Kuching | Cat City, Meow City | |
Petaling Jaya | PJ | |
Shah Alam | ||
Kota Kinabalu | KK | |
Sandakan | ||
Puchong | ||
Seremban | Somban, S'ban | |
Kuantan | Quantown, Kuantanamo, Kuantanfornia | |
Tawau | ||
George Town | G-Town | |
Kuala Terengganu | ||
Sungai Petani | ||
Miri | Amirika, Miriami | |
Taiping | Taipei-ing | |
Alor Setar | Alorsetardam | |
Bukit Mertajam | ||
Sepang | Sepangnyol | |
Sibu | ||
Malacca | ||
Kulim | ||
Kluang | ||
Skudai | ||
Batu Pahat | ||
Bintulu | ||
Kampung Pasir Gudang Baru | ||
Kampung Sungai Ara | ||
Tasek Glughor | ||
Muar | Muarnich | |
Rawang | ||
Butterworth | ||
Lahad Datu | ||
Semenyih | ||
Port Dickson | ||
Cukai | ||
Putatan | ||
Keningau | ||
Ulu Tiram | ||
Victoria | ||
Taman Senai | ||
Donggongon | ||
Segamat | ||
Kampong Baharu Balakong | ||
Perai | ||
Kangar | ||
Kulai | Kulaifornia | |
Jitra | Jitroit | |
Teluk Intan | Telukmenistan | |
Semporna | ||
Putra Heights | ||
Temerluh | Temerlove | |
Kampong Dungun | ||
Simpang Empat | ||
Kuala Selangor | Seoulangor | |
Bandar Labuan | ||
Kampung Bukit Baharu | ||
Pontian Kechil | ||
Kota Tinggi | High Castle, Hightown | |
Putrajaya | ||
Bentong Town | ||
Banting | ||
Bedong | ||
Batu Gajah | ||
Mentekab | ||
Nibong Tebal | ||
Raub | ||
Kampong Pangkal Kalong | ||
Lumut | ||
Kuala Kangsar | Kuala Kansas | |
Klebang Besar | ||
Kampung Ayer Keroh | ||
Kampung Baharu Nilai | ||
Tangkak | ||
Jerantut | ||
Kudat | ||
Pekan | Pekannsylvania, Perthkan | |
Bahau | ||
Bakri | ||
Kuah | ||
Serendah | ||
Parit Buntar | Paris Buntar | |
Kuala Pilah | Pilahdelphia | |
Kuala Perlis | Perthlis | |
Tampines | ||
Rembau | Ghombau, Romebau |
there's also Jelifornia, Berlin (Baling), Jengkarta, Masaichussetts, Gopenghagen, Araustralia...
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Kuna kitu kama hiyo nimeona Lately. Wakenya wakiwa na maswali tofauti tofauti. Kama you have a strong feeling towards a subject labda dating ama mental issues. Kwanini msikuwa na subreddit like r Kenya dating. So labda kama uko na dating discussions zinaenda huko. The reason kama huyo dame ako kwa reddit na anuliza kudate msee hapa already means she interested. So instead of it bieng on r Kenya kukue na a way ya kudirect those kinds of issues to that subreddit. Mimi sio msee wa IT. No need for r art Wednesdays etc. Kukue na wasee wa Kenya wa reddit wa art huko. Instead of you subscribing to an international subreddit. Najua naongea na upepo but had to try kama mtaskiza.ππΏ
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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