Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made

It was stirring

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Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?

Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.

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👤︎ u/falsenorth
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?

Roll with the PUNCHES!

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I heard the Kool Aid Man got drafted onto an MLB team...

He's quite the Pitcher.

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👤︎ u/jpg11
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Did you hear Kool-Aid Man is going to run for president?

MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN

Oh yeah

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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"Ever tasted the Jonestown Kool-Aid?"

Me: dad don't fucking do it!

Dad: you might say its to die for!

Me: God damnit

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Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?

He's the pitcher.

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ May 01 2019
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my first day working as a pilot: *looking down nervously* what are all these buttons for?

copilot: they keep your shirt closed

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👤︎ u/Bigbrady99
📅︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a hospital in the Arctic?

A kool-aid

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"Geez, Dad, you're so cool"

"I'm like Kool-aid".

ten minutes later dad runs back into the room

"No! Wait! I'm cooler than Kool-aid. I'm iced tea."

He still calls himself "iced tea" under his breath sometimes.

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👤︎ u/csjo
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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Girlfriends Grandpa is the dad joke king.

Little sister: "I had to water the kool-aid down, it was really strong."

Grandpa: "Oh, was it running, or lifting weights?"

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Dadjoked the mrs.

My wife was putting Kool-Aid bursts into the fridge for our son when she asked me "Did you drink these as a kid?"

My response "OH YEEAAAHHH"

She just stood there starting at me.

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👤︎ u/carlksufan
📅︎ Apr 19 2014
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