What do Catholics and Klingons have in common?
A Diet of Worms.
Do you know who are the Klingons natural enemies?
The Teflons.
What planet do Klingons come from?
Uranus! My dad loves to bother my Mom with this one.
What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
What did Captain Kirk say to Spock as he was hanging off a cliff?
Just Klingon, Iβll go get help!
What does Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
They both fight Klingons around Uranus.
My dad just got a bidet and said heβs calling it The Enterprise
because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons
Why does Capt Kirk use wet wipes?
Klingons.
How do people in Star Trek tolerate high speeds?
They Klingon to something
Why is Star Trek like toilet paper?
They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons
Did you hear about the new Captain Kirk toilet paper?
It goes where no man has gone before in search of the dreaded Klingons
Why is toilet paper like the Starship Enterprise?
They both go around Uranus hunting for Klingons.
Why did Kirk fall off?
He could't Klingon.
What does a Star Trek fan use to keep his leftovers fresh?
Klingon wrap! (Made that one up myself)
Every time as a kid when I would pull out fresh laundry from the dryer..
You know how those clothes are from Star Trek? (without waiting for a response or to even take a breath) Because they're Cling-on's! (klingons). laughs at own joke and walks away
What do the starship enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
