I saw a bunch of crooks kidnap a blind man.

Safe to say he did not see that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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News from a Brazilian tabloid: β€œJhon Lennon kidnaps bus and passengers scream HELP”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzforster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was kidnaped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things too me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?

Currently the police have no lead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?

Don't worry, he's awake now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My wife was kidnapped by a mime

He did unspeakable things to her

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school today?

It’s okay. He woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob-Frapples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrub42069
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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There was a kidnapping in school

Luckily worry he woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?

No need to worry. He eventually woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Saw a kidnapping at the local park this morning

He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xander725
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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There was a kidnapping at my son’s school this week.

Fortunately he woke up after half an hour.

Told to me this morning by my 9yo son - I was very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P5ammead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Mimes kidnapped me recently

They committed unspeakable crimes.

When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day

He woke up like 5 minutes later tho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onemangang15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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My friend Herb was kidnapped!

I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It was a short nap, only about 20 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells his dad, "There was a kidnaping at school today." Dad: "What!?!" 8yo, dead serious, -

"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NemoKozeba
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I have seen a kidnapping.

I decided to let the kid sleep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hank-the-ninja
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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There was a kidnapping at my work today !

It's ok, my boss' son woke up eventually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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We had a kidnapping at our school the other day

They got a whole 20 minutes in before the teacher woke him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsolinkable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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There’s was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!

He woke up.

(A true classic)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinnishAmerican
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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When I was a baby I slept all the time but I slept less and less as I got older....

...I didn't want to be accused of kidnapping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Our neighbour's 6 year old son was sleeping in their house, I've seen it and called the Cops right away

Because it was a kidnap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmosArdnach_6152
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I just witnessed a kidnapping.

He was really tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelletjeN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?

Son: What happened

Father: The teacher woke him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belovedsalty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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"Not violent"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?

The teacher had to wake him up

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?

He woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GawdFro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Did you here about the kidnapping in school?

Nevermind he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostknight5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I stopped a kidnapping today..

I woke him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I kidnapped a mime once

He was speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/privilegedpickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about that kidnapping?

Don't worry.

He woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooderdoot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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There was a kidnapping.

But I woke him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-DivineGod-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s ok, he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hut-4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

Yeah he woke up at 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenten1223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?

It’s okay he woke up...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vPH0ENIXv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I saw a kidnapping!

I decided to let him sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I saw a kidnapping today.. Decided to let him sleep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_a_s_e_r_f_a_c_e
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s ok, he woke up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffsmike
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...

unspeakable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Did you here about the kidnapping at school today???

It's fine, he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop0606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the nursery?

They woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's okay, the teacher woke him up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sm0keyBear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's all okay, he woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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