I saw a bunch of crooks kidnap a blind man.
Safe to say he did not see that coming.
News from a Brazilian tabloid: “Jhon Lennon kidnaps bus and passengers scream HELP”
With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
Did you hear that someone kidnapped Sting?
Currently the police have no lead.
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
Don't worry, he's awake now.
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school today?
Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
There was a kidnapping in school
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
Did tou hear about the kidnapping at school?
No need to worry. He eventually woke up.
Saw a kidnapping at the local park this morning
He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up
There was a kidnapping at my son’s school this week.
Fortunately he woke up after half an hour.
Told to me this morning by my 9yo son - I was very proud!
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
I witnessed a kidnapping at the park the other day
He woke up like 5 minutes later tho
My friend Herb was kidnapped!
I just received a ransom call from a unrecognized number asking if I want to get Herb alive
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It was a short nap, only about 20 minutes.
8yo nephew's an early bloomer. Gets home, tells his dad, "There was a kidnaping at school today." Dad: "What!?!" 8yo, dead serious, -
"It's okay, dad... He woke up." Doesn't even smile. Walks away.
I have seen a kidnapping.
I decided to let the kid sleep
There was a kidnapping at my work today !
It's ok, my boss' son woke up eventually
We had a kidnapping at our school the other day
They got a whole 20 minutes in before the teacher woke him up
There’s was a kidnapping in the mall yesterday!
He woke up.
(A true classic)
When I was a baby I slept all the time but I slept less and less as I got older....
...I didn't want to be accused of kidnapping.
Our neighbour's 6 year old son was sleeping in their house, I've seen it and called the Cops right away
I just witnessed a kidnapping.
Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?
Son: What happened
Father: The teacher woke him up
"Not violent"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
The teacher had to wake him up
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Did you guys hear about the kidnapping at school?
Did you here about the kidnapping in school?
I stopped a kidnapping today..
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Did you hear about that kidnapping?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday?
I saw a kidnapping!
I decided to let him sleep.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
I saw a kidnapping today.. Decided to let him sleep
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
Did you here about the kidnapping at school today???
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the nursery?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, the teacher woke him up!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's all okay, he woke up.
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