A list of puns related to "Keep Warm"
Sounds like a stretch to me.
He said, βvet? Iβm fucking soakingβ
She asked how warm is it inside. I said Lukewarm.
Go to the corner there always around 90Β°
I think thatβs a stretch.
Space heaters
This was my warm-up joke.
a sweater, cause it will keep yor body sweatier.
Me : (ΰ² _ΰ² )
Dad : Ok, I know this joke socks so I will quilt. You better blanket from your brain.
Me : (ΰ² _ΰ²₯)
Don't worry, that's just my warm-up joke.
As much as I'd like to claim this as mine, credit goes to a friend of mine for this one.
A fleece Navidad.
A space heater
They use chicken fa-heat-as.
...it makes me Confucian all night long.
Light a man ON fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Aqua-fur coats.
She asked how warm is it inside. I replied Lukewarm.
She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
Keep it in the corner because it is 90 degree
Space heaters!
They use a space heater.
You go to a corner because itβs always 90 degrees.
You go to the corner, because it's always 90 degrees.
With a space heater
A space heater!
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