There's no justification for holding a knife while flirting

Not even if it's a boning knife.

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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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As if I needed any more justification that my wife is a keeper.

Me: "I have a cut on my forehead and I don't know why."

Wife: "Probably because you cut it."

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Case closed.
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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