There's no justification for holding a knife while flirting

Not even if it's a boning knife.

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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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As if I needed any more justification that my wife is a keeper.

Me: "I have a cut on my forehead and I don't know why."

Wife: "Probably because you cut it."

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👤︎ u/Bluecrabby
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Case closed.
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To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.

Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.

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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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