Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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Justice is served πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-war-snipper
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?

It's Marvel-less

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Criminal justice has progressed

When a thief is caught today, it’s not like the olden days. Now, you get a mugshot and housed in a jail cell. Then, they were just drawn and quartered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BornOfAVegan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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JUSTICE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentkiller4233
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Justice severed OR Someone took his justice in their own hands CAN'T DECIDE...
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Justice is served.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...

They chanted β€œNo justice, no Peeps!” on the picket line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesPerrenoud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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A status report from the department of justice
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why are so many people worried about Justice Ginsburg dying?

Because the Supreme Court will then be Ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NnyBees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down

The debate was Ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stretch85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Justice has been served
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccp7215
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dzizy1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice and the other is just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?

He thought it was the Just-Ice League!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_Pollo_Diablo77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!

Because they don’t do the heroes justice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xulphyr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold ....

If it were served warm, it would be just water .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Justice is best served cold,

because when you serve it warm, it's justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because if it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?

Juststeam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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You need to serve justice cold

because if you serve it warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dog_food1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Or else it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Justice is best served cold

If it were served worm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TCPizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliasVeturias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karim4501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Why is justice best served cold?

If it was served warm, it’d be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssohan2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why is justice a dishonest served cold

Because if it were hot it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be JustWater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Justice is best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Prof_Good
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold,

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

^^^repostingwithpunchlineseparate

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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