Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Justice is served π₯
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︎ Oct 10 2020
When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Why is the Justice League better than the Avengers?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Criminal justice has progressed
When a thief is caught today, itβs not like the olden days. Now, you get a mugshot and housed in a jail cell. Then, they were just drawn and quartered.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldnβt Barrett.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well itβs not a law itβs a mandate
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
JUSTICE
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Justice severed OR Someone took his justice in their own hands CAN'T DECIDE...
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Justice is served.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Today I learned the Easter candy workers went on strike in 2016...
They chanted βNo justice, no Peeps!β on the picket line
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︎ Apr 04 2021
A status report from the department of justice
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Why are so many people worried about Justice Ginsburg dying?
Because the Supreme Court will then be Ruthless.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
The Supreme Court held a session today to decide whether Justice Ginsburg should step down
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Justice has been served
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Brave men trying to erect justice and uphold the law
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︎ Mar 15 2018
What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?
One is justice and the other is just ice.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why did Mr. Freeze want to join the Justice League?
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
I finally see why people donβt like the live action DC films!
Because they donβt do the heroes justice
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold ....
If it were served warm, it would be just water .
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Justice is best served cold,
because when you serve it warm, it's justwater
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
You need to serve justice cold
because if you serve it warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jun 18 2018
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Justice is best served cold
If it were served worm it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why is justice best served cold?
If it was served warm, itβd be justwater
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Why is justice a dishonest served cold
Because if it were hot it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be JustWater
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︎ May 12 2019
Justice is best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold,
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
^^^repostingwithpunchlineseparate
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︎ Jun 26 2019
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