Junior High Puns

In Language Arts did they teach you how to roll your i's?

edit: I'm pretty sure she learned it from her mom.

I was too cool for stool.

Today, my friend Mia and I found out we had PreCalculus together and thus sat across from each other and began talking about our schedules while our teacher prepared the student contracts. (For reference, Mr. Waage is one of the music teachers in my school.)

Mia- "I have Waage three times in my schedule this year and two are back to back." Me- "What periods do you have him?" Mia- "0, 4th, and 5th period." Me- "Looks like you are getting maximum Waage."

Grunts and cringes ensued

Today,The kids were asked to put everything from their lockers into garbage sack before they could play basketball. Several "look how big my sack is/quit touching my sack" jokes followed. I said, "quit talking about your sacks, or you won't be able to play with the balls." Apparently dadjokes overlap with junior high jokes.

I unknowingly dadjoked a store worker years ago when I didn't know English well. I asked her to help me find some pants and she asked if I was a junior, to which I said "no actually I'm a sophomore" (referring to my grade level in high school). She looked at me puzzled.

Had a Junior High School history teacher that just happened to have the same first name as me. We were setting up a projector for a presentation and he dropped it, breaking the bulb. He sent me for a new bulb and I came back just in time to hear him tell another student that "Bydawee broke it."