Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump a barbed wire fence?

Utter disaster.

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👤︎ u/Super4rank
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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
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What do you call it when a cow fails to jump over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Probably a re-post, but I haven't seen it on here in quite a while

If you have seen it recently... I'm utterly sorry

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Did u hear about the cow that jumped a barb wire fence?

It was udder destruction

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👤︎ u/xufox76
📅︎ May 28 2021
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What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?

Udder devastation

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👤︎ u/pa526
📅︎ May 03 2018
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I had a nightmare about sheep jumping over a fence.

It was pretty baa'd.

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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me.

I thought, well that's a little condescending.

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There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down, he sneered at me and I thought, "Well, that's a little condescending." 9gag.com/gag/aBQVAjQ
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Our neighbors chicken jumped our fence and was hanging out in our backyard most of the day...

GF: Hey! The chicken is on the fence.

Me: On what topic?

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👤︎ u/neonoodle
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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Cow jokes that are great for making your kids' eyes roll :

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!

What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!

Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")

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My dad told me this one when I was a kid

Once upon a time, there was a bull named Hannibal.

One day, he looked to the adjacent field, seperated by barbed wire, and saw a beautiful female cow grazing there. Naturally, being the show-off that he was, he decided to jump over the barbed wire fence to impress the lady. From that day onward, people just called him Hanni.

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👤︎ u/Joris914
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster

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👤︎ u/Goodoboy30
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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what happens to a cow when it jumps over a barbed wire fence?

udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over the barbwire fence?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2017
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence

Utter destruction

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📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barb wired fence?

Udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/Gmgood89
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call a cow that jumped over a barbed fence?

Utter destruction

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👤︎ u/koivoi
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder Destruction

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction

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👤︎ u/yomas311
📅︎ Jun 27 2013
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There was a prison break

There was a prison break. I saw a midget climb up the fence.

As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that was a little condescending

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Some cowrny jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

A mootation.

What do you call a cow with four legs?

A cow.

What do you call a cow that tried to jump over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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Lemme hit you with some cow jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call it when a cow jumps on a trampoline? Milkshake

That cow then jumped over a barbed wire fence. It was udder devastation.

I know, I really milked it.

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