Who?
Rock n' Roll.
Their careers were in ruins.
"is that common?"
It's not unusual
Harrison Fjord
Don't know. Why?
Doctor: Sounds like you might have Tom Jones syndrome.
Me: Is it common?
Doctor: It’s not unusual.
He just misunderstood what they meant when they said, "State, your name"
Well, It's Not Unusual.
Trombones
Indie-structible
Harrison Fjord
Upon hearing the news, his neighbours and other farm owners decide to chip in to help him through a tough time.
With high hopes and heavy pockets, they reach Mr. Jones' farmhouse, only to see him merrily sipping lemonade on the porch. Confused, a person from the horde asks him, "Aren't you devastated?"
To which the farmer says,
No ham, no fowl
Harassin’ Ford.
....please don’t hurt me for this one
An indi-pendant
"...under the surface are very strong currants."
.....Comparison Ford.
The Rolling Stones
He knocked out 909 people with one punch.
It goes “if drinking don’t kill me, her mammaries will”.
He didn't quite learn the ropes yet
"When does it come out?", she asked.
"In about 9 months.", I replied.
Comparison Ford.
My boyfriend: "I mean, Marion got captured because she did NAZI them coming. You get it? She did NAZI them coming. HA. Anne Frankly, I didn't see how you didn't get it. If I keep going this is gonna be holocaustly."
We don't even have kids yet.
So just in case you don't know, Jones sodas have a little fortune inside the caps, and every one is different.
So I was drinking it and I decided to check what the cap said. It said "Call your mom." So I said "I guess I should call her, huh?" To which my dad (who's mom is dead) replies "Good thing I didn't get that cap. I'd have to yell awful loud!"
I know its not intentional, but Henry Jones (Indiana's dad) makes a great dad joke. Here's the video: http://youtu.be/rUHZZwuybiY?t=23s
It's not unusual.
Trombones.
Trombones.
