A list of puns related to "Joining"
But I'm just not a bee leaver.
Edit: Thank you for the award, friend!!!!
Makes sense since it lives to jam
Admitting you don’t have a problem.
May end up being a Miss Steak...
They make you jump through all sorts of hoops.
On-And-On Anon
No small feet, please.
"I was hoping that you could give me some pointers."
The priest, after taking a moment to accept the fact that he's speaking with a pastry, offers a warm smile in response.
"That is truly a noble calling." he says. "Most frequently, individuals who wish to become priests begin by growing active in their parish, then entering a seminary. While in attendance there, would-be clergy members work to excel in every regard, reaffirming their beliefs and devoting themselves to the path of righteousness. When the time comes, a given initiate will be ordained as a deacon, which will allow them passage to priesthood."
"That sounds like a very involved process." the donut confesses. "I'm not sure I have the time."
"If you don't mind me asking…" replies the priest. "What made you think you wanted to join the clergy if you're not willing to make a commitment to the process? Why do you want to be a priest at all?"
"Well…" the donut answers. "See, it's because I'm holey."
I personally couldn't give a flying fuck.
I've named it Jehovah's Fitness.
Oh, 'cause I thought I heard you in choir.
The phrase "look ma, no hands!" had a whole new meaning.
"Two Wrights do make an airplane."
"I'm proud of you. You're still grounded though."
You'll soon learn that the points don't matter
Then we might have a chance of being on the same page.
He couldn’t get any up-boats
But they wouldn’t let me in because it was too clicky.
I'm getting out of the frying pan, into the friar!
I didn't watch the hole thing though. That would be boring.
Wedding party favors are cat mugs
"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"
He'll be a semen for the second time in his life
I told my dad he should get on LinkedIn. He said "maybe someday."
A minute later he comes back into the room and says, "I wanna be Linked Out!", chuckling to himself.
Which makes sense.
It loves to jam.
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