Jk Puns

A list of puns related to "Jk"

JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor

You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key

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👤︎ u/TisForFairMaidens
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Jk.
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👤︎ u/Gliese_436b
📅︎ May 22 2019
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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👤︎ u/Ghost_Of_Memes_Past
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.

JK rolling

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👤︎ u/89odev
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

By running.

JK! Rowling.

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👤︎ u/noteprocupes
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Wanna hear an alphabet joke?

A B C D E F G H I ... JK

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👤︎ u/NicolasRustyCage
📅︎ May 08 2020
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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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👤︎ u/xDaf2ya
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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ew, this soup is the borscht

this soup is the worst

(jk borscht is the best. we have a generational recipe for it. I am ashamed of myself for even posting this and my ancestors shame me from the heavens)

haha I'll see you guys next time

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👤︎ u/Galden96
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Did you hear that a group of dads created the ultimate gun?

It's called the jk-47

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👤︎ u/Gelldole
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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My dad had me worried
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👤︎ u/MittRomneysPlatform
📅︎ Oct 04 2013
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What did the director say to the staff when he jokingly said cut?

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/Hungontree
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do cannibals call clowns

Happy meals...

Jk they don’t eat clowns because they taste funny

Edit: if this has already been posted tell me and I’ll remove it.

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👤︎ u/ZianTurner
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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What’s the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?

Running, jk rowling

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👤︎ u/estoydeintercambio
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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The alphabet is such a tease

First it’s all like HI, then it’s like JK.

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👤︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
📅︎ May 22 2019
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Rowling has just announced a new Harry Potter book

Jk

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👤︎ u/blue_krapfen
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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What’s brown and sticky

A stick

Jk it’s a shit

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👤︎ u/gupp06
📅︎ May 13 2019
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Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?

JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.

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👤︎ u/delicious_eagle
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the “I wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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👤︎ u/Minnara
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

JK. Rolling.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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How does Harry Potter get down hill?

Walking!

JK Rolling!

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?

Walking!

Jk, Rowling

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👤︎ u/WheelyMac
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get around? Walking.

Jk rolling

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👤︎ u/SneakieSnek
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/LLoYz
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running.

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/CyanCharizard
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running, JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/Cosmicalic
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill

Running, JK rowling

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👤︎ u/Vilhelmsolv
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)

Walking

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/LLoYz
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking ... JK, Rowling.

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👤︎ u/tholls30
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of traveling?

Walking....

JK rolling

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👤︎ u/SirWagglington
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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How does Harry Potter get to class?

Walking.

JK! Rolling!

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👤︎ u/WhereFudgeIsMade
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

He ran.

JK...rolling

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👤︎ u/Iamironmankevin
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What’s Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

JK Rolling

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👤︎ u/AwesomeW2017
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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How does Harry Potter makes his way down a hill?

By walking...

JK Rolling

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👤︎ u/OofiestOof
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

JK Rolling!

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👤︎ u/Mobile_Carrot
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By running.

Jk, Rowling.

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👤︎ u/da_one1morelight
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

JK, rolling.

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👤︎ u/pickelsurprise
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill

Walking.

JK ROLLING

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👤︎ u/DreadPirateRob3rts
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Walking

JK, Rolling

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👤︎ u/Dragon4life3404
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking...

JK Rowling

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👤︎ u/1Tph1
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?..... walking

JK ROLLING

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👤︎ u/Squach509
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
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