A list of puns related to "Ck"
Then realised I was in the menswear section.
A comeback
Wild Bill Hickock
They can identify fowl language.
Turns out he's a stand up guy.
Dad: "Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid?" Me: "Yes. Why?" Dad: "He said it has been a long time and he misses you"
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
Me (Looking down to see I only have two feet) : F*ck
Decided to make the best of it and turn him into tompost
But when it comes to sodium carbon or potassium I kind of have a NaCK for it
Because they don’t meat
"Something interesting"
https://imgur.com/a/ckK00
Partytang jr (pointing at the Michelin man) "papa who is that?" Me: "that's the Michelin man, he makes tires for cars, trucks, and planes." PTjr: "why?" Me: "so we don't have to walk everywhere." PTjr: "why?" Me: "because then we would be sooo tirrred!" PTjr: "hahaha papa you are as funny as Louie CK" (the last part was paraphrased)
Son: (says word that sounds an awful lot like f*ck, but it's garbled so it's hard to understand)
Me: What did you just say?
Son: (repeats garbled word)
Me: Where did you hear that word?
Son: My mouth! points to mouth
Friend: You know most bottled milk actually comes from the same place?
Me:.... A cow?
Friend: Get the f*ck out of my house
http://i.imgur.com/chCkGib.png
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