JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor

You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TisForFairMaidens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Jk.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gliese_436b
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Draco Malfoy's preferred way to get to the dungeons? SLYTHERIN!

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.

No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!.... JK ROLLING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What's Harry Potter's author's favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking.

JK rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

By running.

JK! Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noteprocupes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Wanna hear an alphabet joke?

A B C D E F G H I ... JK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasRustyCage
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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How does the author of Harry Potter go down a hill?

Walking

JK

Rolling

sorry if it’s a repost my cousin told me it like 2 months ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xDaf2ya
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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ew, this soup is the borscht

this soup is the worst

(jk borscht is the best. we have a generational recipe for it. I am ashamed of myself for even posting this and my ancestors shame me from the heavens)

haha I'll see you guys next time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galden96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My dad had me worried
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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Did you hear that a group of dads created the ultimate gun?

It's called the jk-47

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gelldole
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Did you hear about the anthology of literature written by prison inmates?

It's called Prose and Cons.

Sorry. I'll just get me coat...

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What did the director say to the staff when he jokingly said cut?

JK Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hungontree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do cannibals call clowns

Happy meals...

Jk they don’t eat clowns because they taste funny

Edit: if this has already been posted tell me and I’ll remove it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZianTurner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What’s the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?

Running, jk rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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The alphabet is such a tease

First it’s all like HI, then it’s like JK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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Rowling has just announced a new Harry Potter book

Jk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blue_krapfen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What’s brown and sticky

A stick

Jk it’s a shit

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?

JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delicious_eagle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

JK. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How does Harry Potter get down hill?

Walking!

JK Rolling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?

Walking!

Jk, Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelyMac
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking

JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get around? Walking.

Jk rolling

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running.

JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running, JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill

Running, JK rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)

Walking

JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking ... JK, Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tholls30
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of traveling?

Walking....

JK rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirWagglington
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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How does Harry Potter get to class?

Walking.

JK! Rolling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhereFudgeIsMade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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What’s Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

He ran.

JK...rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamironmankevin
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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how does harry potter go down the hill?

walking

jk. rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaoifanatic101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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How does Harry Potter makes his way down a hill?

By walking...

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OofiestOof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking.

JK Rolling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mobile_Carrot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

JK, rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By running.

Jk, Rowling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill

Walking.

JK ROLLING

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Walking

JK, Rolling

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