A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.

The P was silent.

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What's orange and bad for your eyes?

A carrot.

No, you don't get to eat it.

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👤︎ u/Nirast25
📅︎ Oct 09 2022
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If someone killed everyone with the name Jen, that would be ...

Not very nice.

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📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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What should you do if you have too many people named Jen?

Commit jenocide.

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👤︎ u/Cosaur
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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I really don't like Aunty Jen

She makes me sick

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We all know about gen-x, gen-y and gen-x what Gen was Forrest Gump from?

We all know he was from Jen-ayyyy

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📅︎ May 29 2022
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What's Forest Gump's password?

1forest1

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👤︎ u/125bench
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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It's the sunglasses that gets me
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I have a genuine question

Jen, you in the living room?

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📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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Wife: “Ask me a genuine question!”

Me: shrugs “okay, Jen, you in the kitchen?”

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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I'd like to see a Star Wars / Forrest Gump crossover.

It'd be called "Return of the Jen-nai".

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