Javelins Puns

A list of puns related to "Javelins"

What would you call javelins embedded in the knee of an Englishman?

Brit-knee spears.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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What do you get when you toss a javelin into your herb garden?

Spearmint

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👤︎ u/rug__
📅︎ Sep 01 2022
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There's a new flavour of Mentos which tastes like a javelin.

Spearmint.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/AndreT_NY
📅︎ Jul 22 2022
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Javelin is the best throwing event.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/theMikethe
📅︎ Feb 15 2021
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After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd

Sadly, it turns out that is not acceptable in bowling

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👤︎ u/NobodyUnusual1088
📅︎ Oct 05 2022
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Does anyone here hold the javelin world record?

No?

Well, it was a long shot.

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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You see the races at the vampire Olympics?

I heard they were neck and neck!

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👤︎ u/MrMetalhead3029483
📅︎ Sep 04 2022
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I’m developing a new sport which involves a baseball, a shot put, a discus and a javelin.

It is called “The Game Of Throwns”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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What are the last words of the physical education teacher?

All javelins to me

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👤︎ u/Obviously_oliverus
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?

Javelin

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👤︎ u/shreya_shree
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/ConsciousEvo1ution
📅︎ Mar 11 2022
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/FilthyChangeup55
📅︎ Feb 27 2022
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare!

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👤︎ u/KindaIndecisive
📅︎ Mar 09 2022
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s Disease?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/HuangWaang
📅︎ Sep 28 2021
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower ?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/Conviction666
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower ?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/Lewwap
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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