People think that Irma's storm surge of 10-15 feet is unfathomable.
They're wrong. It's between 1 and 2/3 fathom and 2 and 1/2 fathoms.
There's a storm forming behind hurricane Irma
No way Jose!
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When Hurricane Harvey hit I made a few jokes that didn't go over well. So for this hurricane, Irma not going to do that.
By now we've all heard of Hurricane Irma
It seriously blows
I'd be happy to answer any questions about Hurricane Irma.
As long as you are okay with my answers being long-winded.
9 months from now babies will be born.
They will be conceived through Irma-culate conception.
What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
Irma get you!
If these hurricanes don't sod off...
Irma lose my shit.
Does anyone know why scientists are having trouble tracking hurricane Jose?
It's because he's undocumented.
My dad said this while we're sitting through hurricane Irma...
I pull into my Miami house and my wife says a hurricane is coming.
I said I don’t know about you, but Irma getting out of here!
I have hurricane-induced acid reflux.
My doctor calls it Irma GERD.
