What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
I visited the birth place of the guy who invented the toothbrush.
The guy who invented the Hokey Pokey died last week.
Turns out they had a lot of trouble putting him in his coffin. Because everytime they put his right leg in, he put his right leg out.
Before crowbars were invented
^(most crows drank at home by themselves.)
What invention allows us to see through walls?
Who invented the first plane
The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a “teethbrush”
My Grandmother invented Nair...
What did they say to the guy they invented the number 0?
Which knight invented the round table?
Shoutout to the individual who invented orthotics!
If it were up to me, you’d be a shoo-in for the Nobel Peace Prize.
I tried to invent an indestructible piece of paper. It didn't go well...
Did you know the Allen key was named after the guy who invented it.
His name was Sir Anthony Key
The man who invented autocorrect has died
The person who invented Russian roulette
The guy who invented throat lozenges just died
There was no "cough-in" at his funeral.
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
What was the world’s first groundbreaking invention?
Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock knock joke?
He just won the NOBELL prize
Who invented the word invention?
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
I invented a way to communicate in dots and dashes to Norwegians...
I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent....
It goes without saying...
I invented a new word today
William Otis showed his son his evolutionary invention.
He said, "Son, this is a ground breaking creation."
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
If Al Gore really invented the internet, did he develop his own Al-Gore-rithms? :')
Egyptians claimed to have invented the guitar,
But they were such lyres.
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
I invented the watch belt...
everyone says it’s a waist of time.
Who ever invented "Knock - Knock" jokes.
Should get a No-Bell prize.
😅🤣😎✌.
Before crowbars were invented...
...most crows drank at home by themselves.
My Grandmother invented Nair...
Before they invented crowbars
Most crows just drank at home
Whoever invented knock knock jokes
Should get a no bell prize
Who invented the round table?
Whoever invented "Knock knock" jokes...
should get a no-bell prize.
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