What is the worst day of the week to be a chicken?
Fry day.
Why did you post the same picture twice? imgur.com/YYTgCt4
Whoever figured out the 'days of the month correspond with your knuckles' thing had too much time on their hands
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Anytime we meet new people and my mums not about.
My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.
Oh, Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.
He does it mainly with other dads. Who all seem to be in on it and ALWAYS ask "Jamaica"as opposed to another Caribbean island! It's like a world wide conspiracy.
I can't believe the girls at school can't wear tank tops, it totally violates the second amendment...
Don't they have a right to bare arms?
