14 Hilarious Anarchists Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

All birds are anarchists.

They always want to start a coo.

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👤︎ u/Hibus_2vy

📅︎ May 25 2020

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Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?

They have no rulers

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👤︎ u/ewormPL

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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Why did French anarchists not use tea leaves?

Because proper tea is theft.

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👤︎ u/Oheligud

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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What did the anarchist cow want

Utter chaos

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👤︎ u/Baby-keet

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Anarchist and Punmaster

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👤︎ u/cas_chaoticstar

📅︎ Sep 15 2018

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What did the anarchist say to the government?

I'm sorry for your laws

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👤︎ u/Word_Dudely

📅︎ Apr 08 2019

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So evidently there's a group of anarchist butter makers in WI

Evidently some people just want to watch the world churn.

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👤︎ u/bionic80

📅︎ Mar 05 2019

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What cancer are anarchists at decreased risk for?

prostate

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👤︎ u/jimmpony

📅︎ Oct 13 2015

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Anarchists would find difficulty working at Honda specialists.

They don't like a hierarchy handing down Civic duties.

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👤︎ u/tuba_man

📅︎ Feb 23 2015

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There's no way to know how many anarchists there are in the United States.

It's not like they have meetings or anything.

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👤︎ u/flame_in_darkness

📅︎ Sep 03 2013

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Does this pun believe here ?

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👤︎ u/Keyckes

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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Communism jokes aren’t funny

Unless everyone gets them

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👤︎ u/FireTheCannons2468

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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Why do communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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👤︎ u/remyroy

📅︎ Mar 28 2018

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How can you tell if a real estate agent is British?

They’re all about proper tea.

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👤︎ u/CouponTheMovie

📅︎ Mar 16 2018

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