Bored at church, I took off my shoes and started to stare intensely at them.

Wife: What on earth are you doing?

Me: I think I’ve some problems with my inner sole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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The sexual tension is so intense it could cut through steal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Do want to know what's intense?

Camping... It's in tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...

I like to feel Joy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What's mostly intense?

Sleeping bags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StripedTiger711
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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This is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrianorivera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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Have you ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddy_drake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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This pun is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Did you hear about the porter potty camping trip?

Shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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There was a big fight at the campground last night.

It was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Having sex while camping... it’s fucking intense

Old joke. Maybe fits here. First post. Thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmicjoke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Want to hear something intense?

Boyscouts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GearSlut26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?

Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Do you know what the most intense outdoor activity is?

Camping.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaginakween68
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Some intense stuff on the news today. There was a kidnapping at the local school!

It was all good they woke him up an hour later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackthecricketer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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After an intense session at the gym, I asked my personal trainer what was the best way to show off my new muscles.

He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.

I said β€œweird flex but OK”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Campings intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SindySinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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A truck driver drives during an intense winter strom

The truck driver comes to a stop. The woman in the car behind him gets out of her car and knocks on the truck driver's window:

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is confused and continues his path until the next stop. The woman knocks on his window again.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver is even more confused and continues to drive. At the next stop, the woman comes to knock again on his window.

"Excuse me sir, you are losing your load!"

The truck driver gets angry and says:

"Would you please shut up! I'm putting salt on the road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuyNumber1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument

It was a real Family Feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Last night's storm was so intense that it was histormical
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πŸ‘€︎ u/runaway_boomerang
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Do you know what’s really intense?

Campers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I've got a joke about a couple going camping

But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?

He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.

It's intense tense in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call all numbers between 10 and 11?

Intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Doctor, I haven’t told anyone this yet but I’m having some intense chest pains

Whew, glad I got that off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Lately, my wife has been getting on my case and saying that I’m being β€œintense”

So, naturally, my only response has been to adopt a pitiful look and steeple my hands above my head until she rolls her eyes and walks off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkyd34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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*Anytime someone says the word β€œintense”

Just like camping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thundermifflan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?

It hertz your eardrums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShyDemonKat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A woman pregnant with twins was in the hospital with her brother as she went into labour.

She gave birth to a boy and a girl but the delivery was very intense and she went into coma for a few days. When she woke up the doctor told her about the twins and that as she was in coma for long, her brother named the kids. She said,"Oh God! Not my brother, he is a stupid idiot."

The doctor told her that he named the girl Denise and her mother said,"well that's not too bad, what about my son?"

The doctor replied the boy is named DeNephew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/man_nowhere
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Gets pretty intense...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate223
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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You know what's intense?

Campers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyMoist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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My camping trips are always intense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Camping is intense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScinrynAhnaa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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