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*Insert vague title here*
Sony Filed a new Patent for a Device that will allow players to have multiple discs inserted into their PS5's and switch between games...
The Device is said to be a real Game Changer!
A man walks into a bar with a small newt on his shoulder. The bartender said, “What an interesting pet. What’s his name?” “Tiny,” the man replied. The bartender said, “That’s an odd name. Why did you call him Tiny?”
(Insert funny title here)
My cat has been giving me an attitude ever since the vet inserted a tracking device.
It’s like he has a chip on his shoulder.
EDIT: grammar
I wanted to wear a pheasant as a helmet...
...I tried really hard but I just couldn't get my head in the game.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
Why did the broom decide to go to bed early?
Are you telling me the place all the homies hang out ain’t called the G-spot?
Can’t seem to find it anyways 😤
You know Orion’s Belt? Big waist of space, huh?
Didn’t like that joke?
That’s okay...it’s only got 3 stars
Should you keep a reliable knife that you broke the tip off of?
Probably not. There's no point to it.
I got knocked unconscious on my trip to Rome
When I woke I asked the nurse what was in my arm. She said 'IV'. I asked "4 what?"
Please follow the three important unwritten rules in this subreddit.
You shouldn’t speak with double negatives.
You’ll get tied up in nots.
What do you call a nut that sneezes?
Why don't keyboards sleep?
Because they have 2 Shifts
(Dysentery) [insert title]
Why are there no vampires in Africa?
Vampires are killed by Holy Water…
They bless the rains down in Africa
insert Africa by Toto
Do you know where horses live when they move to the city?
In a neighborhood down on Mane Street.
My dad gave up smoking cold turkey.
He’s doing better now but he’s still coughing up feathers.
My friend asked me what my plans were for today
I told him I’m gonna go buy some glasses, and then I’ll see.
My son says to me "Dad, I'm Huuuungry..."
So I said "Oh sorry Hungry, you and your twin brother Stew always get me confused. Now go get him and your sister Rosemary, it's time for dinner."
i always mix up sprites, fairies, elves and orcs.
I get confused with the gnomenclature.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.....
we had some drinks, he's a cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
I asked for today’s date over the walkie-talkie, but nobody would tell me.
I know they heard me, they kept saying “10-4!”
Did you know the British invented the toothbrush?
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts snugly in a tight hole and works best when pulled.
insert interesting title here
What do Buddhist sociopaths do?
I asked a wise man for help with my herb garden
He gave me some sage advice
What's the difference between an artichoke and an asteroid?
One is a vegetable and the other is a little meteor
What is an stoner acrobat's favorite substance to abuse?
*insert Jimmy Neutron title song*
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