why didn't the indie lake make a games platform

it was afraid of becoming steam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
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I took my wife to the West Indies...

- Jamaica?

- No, she went on her own accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mickets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Indie-Rock
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do watch enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?

Tudor Cinema Club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cp-photo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?

Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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"My wife's just gone to the West Indies"

^Then ^he'd ^make ^me ^say "Jamaica?"

..."No! She went of her own accord!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furr_sure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is β€œRaiders of the Lost Ark”.

It’s the first Indie movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordlaser9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...

...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.

Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.

(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbojett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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The Indiana Jones theme song is indy music.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/likenessaltered
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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(Request) Need a good pun name for a YouTube show.

Greeting punny people, I require your services to name an upcoming show on my YouTube channel.

The show will be about my first impressions on indie games that have been provided to me by developers. I need a humorous name that includes the word "indie" somehow.

Example: I have another show where I cover games over on Itch.io that I call "Scratching The Itch.io".

Thou shalt be credited for the name during the first episode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patty-Jack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companiesto make necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?

An indi-pendant

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I was in the car with my dad and this gem happened:

Me: β€œWe’re ten miles from Terre Haute and then another 80 to Indy.”

Dad: β€œI’ve never been to Terre Haute but I bet we could have a Terre Hoot of a good time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red32389
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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A customer got me real good with this one.

Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.

Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.

He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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I really hate to bash an entire race but...

The Indy 500 is a boring event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidleyXJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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I’m going to avoid discussing music in the future.

me: The Decemberists are decent, as indie goes.

Dad: Are they any better as purples?

me: [skips song]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ke7ofi
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My parents are renovating their kitchen right now.

My parents are in their kitchen, talking about their different lighting options. Right now, they have several (8, in fact) recessed lights. Some are on a dimmer, some are not.

Mom's talking about how with the way the lights are currently set up, she likes when only 4 are turned on, based on the way they're set up.

"At any rate, the way it looks right now, won't be the same if we get the pendant lights put in. It'll be much better, they won't all be so close together" Mom says.

"Yeah", says Dad, "they'll all be...

Indie-pendant"

God love him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sincerelyfreakish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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My wife moved to the west indies

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...

...probably because it was the first Indie film.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companies to make their own necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
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