When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?
What does Batman order in his drink?
I told my wife I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?
Yea, I have my priorities In order
What does a virus need to do in order to reach more people?
It needs to strain itself.
I can order pizza in two languages
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
The wife was asking for recognition over the labours she endured for me, in order to give me my two kids...
So I thanked her for her cervix.
My son is going to therapy in order to treat his aibohphobia
He is even scared of saying it
Teacher : “Can you list the 10 Commandments in any order”
Johnny: “3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7”
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Next time this will be my order in bar for this year
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need "6-8 hours a day".
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
I tried to order a table from IKEA, but I misplaced an umlaut in my search text. I got a couch instead.
My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.
One might say he is a master baiter.
Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
You would expect A Queue to go in order
but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p
A mathematical analysis is in order....
What does a pirate order in a Vietnamese bar
Pho Hoe Hoe and a bottle of rum
Whenever my friend smells, he says things in the wrong order.
He's got a terrible case of body Yoda
The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.
I said alphabetically or by age
Judge: Order in the court!
Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
Some reorganization is definitely in order for me.
You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,
In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws.
A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...
Congratulations are in order
two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!"
the other looks up into the sky
"where?"
I'm here to make a serious complaint about my local subway. Generally they do a good job, but I today I did an online order (so I didnt SEE them make anything). I didnt unwrap it in the store to check (because who does that), but when I got home it was absolutely not what I ordered.
I’ve started growing herbs in my garden. To help identify them i’m growing them in alphabetical order. My neighbour asked me, how you find the time. I said, easy, it’s right here next to the sage.
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
I'm concerned people aren't staying in and taking the whole stay at home order seriously
Car dealerships have more cars in their lots than ever!
Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.
I really should get past this phase.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Since the government's instituted shelter-in-place orders, lions have been roaming main street...
Who keeps order in the food court?
In order to go to Hogwarts...
... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.
My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...
I told my wife I was going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order. She said "Where would you find the time ?"
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
I told my wife, “I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
I told my wife that I’m going to arrange all the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
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