1 supreme liter.
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
Ministop
It needs to strain itself.
I guess that makes me Pielinguel
So I thanked her for her cervix.
He is even scared of saying it
Johnny: “3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7”
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
Souper size
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
So close, yet sofa.
One might say he is a master baiter.
I practice social diss dancing.
but it skips b c d e f g h I j k l m n o and p
Pho Hoe Hoe and a bottle of rum
He's got a terrible case of body Yoda
I said alphabetically or by age
Me: I'll have a cheeseburger and fries
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
but I'm only getting fatter.
-My dad
Just let that sink in
She prevents ant-archy!
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!" the other looks up into the sky "where?"
Sorry, wrong sub.
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
Car dealerships have more cars in their lots than ever!
I really should get past this phase.
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
It's a Pride Parade.
The bay leaf.
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
... you need to Slither in through the Griffin door.
She shudders to think...
I said, "Easy, right next to the sage"
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “That should be easy. Next to the sage.”
She said, “Where would you find the time?”
I said, “Easy. Right next to the sage.”
