That would be legendairy.
I don't think I could bear it
There would be mass confusion
Filet minion
With aphantasia, I can't imagine how they do it.
Sounds strange, dozen tit
It's true
Like all beings, the cow was brought into being by the universe.
The cow was very curious about its existence and asked a lot of questions of the universe.
"what am I?" it asked.
"a cow" the universe relied.
"why am I here?" it asked
"to be a cow" the universe relied, and nudged a pile of hay nearby, trying to distract her from digging deeper into that question.
The universe has a lot on its plate, existentially speaking, and in the past its gotten a bit fed up with some of its creatures.
But after what happened to Adam and Eve, the universe learned to be more patient with inquisitive beings.
The success of cats is largely because they take responsibility for their own curiosity.
But the cow was a bit needier, seeking answers rather than exploration.
The universe hoped the smell from the hay would entice it to act rather than ask.
"What's that?" the cow asked.
"Hay" the universe sighed..."for eating," it added, hoping to keep the cow quiet for a while so the universe could focus on other things.
It worked for a while but as soon as the cow's 4 stomachs were full it started asking questions again.
And that's when the universe created a bull.
"And what is that?" she asked
"That's a bull" the universe replied and wiggled its existential eyebrows suggestively.
The cow headed over to the bull and chatted him up, leaving the universe in peace for a while.
The cow was content in until she started started noticing some changes in her body.
"what's this?" she asked, pointing to her swelling body.
"You're pregnant" it replied.
She got really curious about what that meant and became very hyper asking question after question about pregnancy and birth.
She remained excited throughout the gestation, asking questions to prepare for her for the birth.
But when the day came she relaxed, and stayed focused on the task at hand. And after she gave birth, she was exhausted!
Nevertheless, she pulled herself together, looked at the baby that she brought in to the world and, predictably, asked the universe:
"What's that?"
"A calf" the universe sighed, trying to accept the relentless inquisitiveness of the cow.
"Ohhhh!" she sighed, "that explains it!"
The universe blinked. It couldn't help itself.
"Explains what?" it asked.
"Why I'm so tired!"
The universe paused.
"it's because," the cow said, "I'm decalfinated".
And the universe took the power of speech away from the cow for eternity.
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Edited
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That‘s the punch line!
It makes me week
A pigment of your imagination
You didn't 'catch' anything. The cold caught you. Can you imagine an antelope saying, "Look I caught a Cheetah! It's all over me"
Or is it just pigments of their imagination?
The last one is just a spare I guess.
Where you have to tell your children not to say the "S"-word.
It's unthinkable.
The Chicken Fettugenie!
It would be truly alarming.
Imagine what a large could do.
All we are saying is give peas a chance!
However, it turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
I was quite frustrated when I woke up and it turned out to have been a pigment of my imagination…
Or are they just pigments of our imagination?
I'm not sure what to do about it.
It remained stationery
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
That's my fanta sea
I'd be petrified
I mean, it's not hard.
That's the punch line.
A pigment of your imagination.
Like Nic Cage, but he takes...LIGHTER...roles.
That’s the punch line.
There would be mass confusion.
There would be mass confusion
That's the punch line.
That's the punch line
That's the punch line.
Imagine what a Large could do!
There would be a mass confusion
