A list of puns related to "Id Card"
I only realized it when another customer responded with why they cancelled. Now that I know their sales manager is inept Iβm glad I cancelled and am never buying from that dealership (California).
And neither is your fucking Costco card.
Where I live, proof of vaccination or proof of negative PCR test is mandatory to dine in at restaurants. We also have to check peoples IDs to make sure the name on the vaccinate passport belongs to them. Easy enough right? Unsurprisingly, there is SOOOO much bullshit the hosts/hostesses have to deal with because of it, such as being yelled at, being called names or slurs, being physically threatened on a few occasions, people saying weβre βaligning [ourselves] with segregationβ even tho weβre just following provincial law, etc etc. And yet despite all the horrible things people say and the awful way people treat us, I have one small nitpick that never fails to irk me:
People donβt know what a fucking ID is.
Customer: Why do you need to see my ID?
Me: I need to make sure the name and birthdate on the vaccine belongs to you.
C: Why?
M: Because for all I know this could be anyoneβs vaccine passport.
C: I thought the passport was all I needed.
M: No, I legally need to see your ID.
C: shows me credit card
M: Nope, it needs to be a government issued ID.
C: shows Costco card
M: Thatβs also not an ID.
C: storms out
Good grief. My favourite is when I ask to see ID, and the person says
βoh I donβt have an ID, but thatβs okay I have my credit card.β
Ummmm actually no itβs not okay because thatβs not an ID.
βBut it has my name on it so it counts!β
No it doesnβt.
Sorry John Doe youβve been a host for how long? Please tell me more about how to do my job.
Why do people think they donβt need to show us a valid ID? Do you show your credit card when youβre IDed at liquor stores? Bars? Clubs? Casinos? The airport? The bank? And why arenβt you carrying an ID in the first place? Fuck outta here π
Liquidating in order to cover rent.
About the portable workstation:
Part of my occupation duties is to service the office computers, which usually entails troubleshooting on-premises (ie. in their office/cubicle), cloning or transferring drives, or network logistics. So, as a project, I ventured to build a fully portable desktop- not an AIO, where components like CPU and DGPU are soldered to the board, not a laptop, where processing power takes a backseat to portability, but a true desktop with an independent display. This computer is more than capable of any IT support task and casual gaming on mid settings.
The NZXT Vulcan PC case allows me to carry the whole rig around (it's probably 20lbs) , the built-in wifi means I can connect to the net from anywhere in the office, and having a single cable (for the PSU power) makes it versatile in any spot.
As seen in the pictures, it has a side-mounted monitor on a VESA mount clip, meaning you can remove it from the side of the PC case if you need to use it elsewhere or open the machine. The monitor is powered completely by the PC, and all the cables are wrapped inside. The minimum it needs is 1x USB and 1x HDMI to run, but I do 2x USB to ensure it has more than enough power.
I'll miss it dearly, as having the portable rig saved me from running back and forth to the IT bench so much to service drives and check progress.
I was planning on adding more docks from ICYDOCK so I can service more drives at once, but oh well.
For this portable desktop, I am asking for $850 Local or $900 + shipping. PENDING LOCAL BUNDLE SALE TO u/iehova
The case is extremely rare, the build literally comes with a monitor, and the parts are primo- no inland or cheapo components. If you buy it locally, I'll add in a Razer Ornata Chroma mechanical membrane keyboard (used, but 100%) working and a SteelSeries Rival600 (used; I don't have the original cord, so it clicks a little weird, but it comes with the optional weights) or a 3rd party wireless keyboard/mouse combo.
Due to how complex this build was, I want to avoid parting out unless I really have no choice towards the end of the week...
Of course, I will entertain offers, but no scalping please.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘When I was in undergrad, a famous American singer's son went to my school. He was awful. He had a reputation for beating people up at parties and brutally raping women on campus. This guy and his brother were both arrested for assault a few years back. Some women came forward to testify against him and his dad said in response: "Boys will be boys". His son was only suspended for a few months when he should have been expelled and never allowed back on campus.
I never had classes with this guy and I didn't know him personally, but I knew what he looked like and always steered clear. One day I noticed he was walking in front of me and he dropped his student ID card without noticing. Not sure if all universities are like this but our IDs also stored our meal plans and you could purchase credit to put on the card to buy snacks at the school bodega. Anyway, I picked up his ID and went straight to the dining hall. I used up his entire meal plan buying food for every student I saw (tbh there were only like 7 meals left but still). I used up all the credit he had on his ID card to buy food at the school bodega and gave it to classmates who couldn't afford meal plans. After I finished I cut his card in half and threw it in the trash.
I know that was probably petty af but it kinda felt really good considering all the fucked up shit he did to other people.
Clarification: My mind isn't creative enough to make this stuff up for those of you questioning. I went to a school in RI, we had one campus cafe that was student run which also provided meals, I just called it the dining hall in this post. The students who did notice the ID card did not object to me using the card and endorsed it. I've already graduated years ago, you can shit on me all you want but it's already been done... And truthfully I don't feel that bad about it. There were 7 meals and maybe less than $50 worth of credit which I doubt is much to this student. Also, I made one mistake in my post. After google searching again, student and his brother were BOTH caught for assaulting another man. Just edited that bit.
Flash back bonnuci he hasnt had a god tier card in years would be sick cb
Hero barzagli felt like he was better then cheillini and bonnuci in his day
Flash back balde this card juiced would be serie a Ronaldo mbappe neymar kinda player
Flash back toneil or izzo this is stretch as both cbs havent been that great
4 star 4 star high aigilty balance immobile feel like it would take him to next level
Just few come to mind right now
Hero miccoli hero vucuenic hero krasjic
Hero or icon totti
Hero or icon maicon
Hero icon de rossi
I lost my credit card and ID a few weeks ago, and a very kind person sent it to me in the mail.
Whoever you are, thank you. I was having a bit of crappy week, and your act lifted my spirits.
May the world treat you with the same kindness you extended to me. π
This is a short one for tonight....
Just had a guy come in, asking if we had rooms available, and being a slow Wednesday night, I tell him I do have rooms available. I quote him the rate and he's fine with it, so I begin the check-in process. I ask him for his ID and method of payment, which he hands to me. I check the name on the card against the name on the ID and see they don't match, so I tell him I can't accept the card. He tells me it's his company's card and the name on it is his boss. I once again tell him that I can't accept the card since the name doesn't match his ID. He then asks if it's an "Illinois thing." I tell him that it's our policy here, in an effort to prevent credit card fraud. I can tell he's getting upset, and then he pulls out the race card. "You're doing this because I'm black, right?" "No sir, it's our policy" I tell him again. He then wants to know if we have that in writing. "Actually sir, we do." We have a list of hotel policies posted at our front desk and numero uno on the list is name on card MUST match guest's ID (yes, 'must' is capitalized and in a larger, bold font). I point this out to him and he spits out "f*** you!!" and storms out.
Ahhhhh, the joys of shooting someone down. LOL!!
Have a great night my fellow NAs!! :~)
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This is so nuts to me. So in case you haven't heard, cook county Illinois (Chicago and some nearby suburbs) now requires an ID and vaccine care to get into any restaurant, movie theater, gym, etc.
Here's why this is nuts to me
Anyway, I'm just POed about this mandate. It seems like hard-core unnecessary government overreach for a virus that now has a mortality rate that now (roughly) is between that of influenza and the common cold.
As far as the Army was concerned I have been divorced since December and I had no idea. Go Army!
Iβve heard this argument many times, more recently on this sub. Iβm a minority. I have the same options to obtain an ID as anyone else. Whatβs the issue? Transportation? Knowledge? Money?
What does my skin color have to do with this?
My mother-in-law recently told us that FIL does not have a military ID or qualify for benefits because he was passed over for a promotion (due to βaffirmative actionβ). She claims he would have had to reapply to the Army βstart overβ at the bottom, so he decided to quit instead. This seems improbableβ any idea what the real story could be here?
Can I just walk in with no valid documentation that I am who I say I am and get documented? Is it just stupid to walk in and show them my expired ID? Do I need to necessarily get a lawyer? Anyone know anything about this?
Many other universities are starting to allow a virtual student ID card on smartphone with NFC functionality. With RPI's technical background, it shouldn't be too hard to accomplish this. Digital cards have many benefits, including ease of use and better security.
Use student ID cards in Wallet on your iPhone or Apple Watch - Apple Support
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This will be used in place of your social security number and can be used to confirm your identity nationwide. Having one is not mandatory, but SSN will no longer work as identification and you are required to have an ID card to receive national social security benefits.
I am 17 and need my social security card and ID to get a job and get into school. I have not been in school for 2 years because my parents refuse to get my documents. My girlfriend payed for my birth certificate. I donβt know my social security number and I have no way to get it. Is there anything I can do to make them help me? Due to covid the social security office is closed. I canβt get a job to be emancipated without these documents. I live in Michigan and am from Florida.
I got a job interview a few days ago and was offered the position yesterday. Everything else seems legit, but they asked me to provide a photo of myself with id and today's date, which seems really suspicious. Is it normal or a scam?
My friend does not have a Malaysian Identity card and her parents are not willing to help her find/search for her birth certificate. She is already in her 20's and was told that she was born in Malaysia. She knows the hospital name where she was born. What can she do?
How long does it take to get the TIE card once you have completed the initial appointment? I have my appointment upcoming in March.
I hope I get my card by the end of April, but wanted to see what peoplesβ recent experiences were.
Can you travel without the physical card if you have your NIE number?
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