A list of puns related to "Ice Cream Scoop"
Palm Sundae
But affogato 'bout it.
Her: that looks good, can you scoop me some?
Me: sure, you want a spoon too?
Her: how else will I eat ice cream?
Me: no spooning, that's how our 3rd child happened!
Her: ............ .. .......
Door slam.
I gave her the bowl in mint condition
I said while scooping out ice cream
It was an ice cream scoop.
I put together ice cream cones for dessert for my husband and six kids, then scooped some ice cream into a bowl for myself. My husband's friend (dad of one) came in and asked for a cone for himself. He noticed my bowl and asked me what I had against cones. I explained that I'm soy-intolerant, and the cones have soy in them.
He immediately said, "Oh, I'm soy sorry."
I was upstairs talking to my dad when my little sister came in. My dad had promised that we could have Coke Floats today. (For the uninitiated, a Coke Float is when you get a few scoops of vanilla ice cream, put it in a glass, and pour Coca Cola on it.) So my little sister remembers about the Coke Float thing and starts jumping up and down going, "Coke Floats! Coke Floats! Coke Floats!" My dad just stands there with this really confused look on his face and quietly says, "...I thought Coke sank?"
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