A hearse.
A facepsalm.
but they refrained from that.
Crown Him With Many Crowns
(credit to my dad for his amazing sense of humor and terrible dental hygiene)
I told my dad about it and he asked me which one it was so I hummed it for him and he asks "are you sure that's a hymn?" and I answered, "Hmm, maybe it wasn't a hymn...maybe it was a her!"
Dadjoked my dad :)
"...quite a few hers."
Finnish Hymns
But all I could find is finnish hymns...
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
Hymn and Hers.
Because they sing hymns instead of hers.
Apps,teen,didβnt,kill,hymns,elf
FINNISH HYMN!!
Is it a hymn or a her?
My dad and I were watching a show where this guy gave this beautiful wooden and brass organ to a church. My dad said "that guy is an organ donor."
Itβs right there in the hymn
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.
Finnish Hymns!
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
(crosspost from r/jokes, sorry if you've reddit before)
