After crossbreeding a group of crow-duck hybrids, I realized I had to turn myself in to the police...
... for a murder most fowl.
What do you call a pandemic of bed couch hybrids?
The futonic plague
If you think Earth has too few human-animal hybrids
then it behooves you to become a centaur.
I finally created the first successful hyena/poodle hybrid
I call it the snickerdoodle
I made a hybrid laxative and edible
It’s called Shits and Giggles
Most types of stringed instruments can by hybridized, but the lowly fiddle always breeds true.
Violins beget violins.
What did the scientist say when he saw the first human/bigfoot hybrid?
Oh the humanyeti!
Which animal hybrid is the worst combination?
A lion cheetah
A California vintner in the Napa Valley area that produces Pinot blanc and Pinot Grigio wines has developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic and promises to reduce the number of trips and older person has to make to the bathroom during the night.
They will be marketing the new wine as Pinot More.
What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a pet?
A flying carpet.
In an alternate universe someone has made a Bill Nye/wasp hybrid, but sadly it just attacks and kills science deniers.
This is why we can't have Nye stings.
Did you hear about the party the mad scientist threw after creating the first owl/goat hybrid?
It was a real hootenanny.
A man I knew who ran an illegal growing operation tried creating a strawberry-marijuana hybrid, but the resulting berries were waaay too sour.
I told him: "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit", then laughed like a maniac.
My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!
I really like to look at her butt-ox!
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
(I don't know how obscure this is, but if it doesn't make sense click this link)
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
It's pretty bat-ass!
What do you call a hybrid between an elephant and a rhino?
'Elliphino
What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?
A gas electric hybrid.
