Human Skin Puns

A list of puns related to "Human Skin"

Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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👤︎ u/ramzert
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Got the wife pretty good

My wife was rubbing my back when she said "Oh, I love your bare skin!"
I turn to her, lean in and softly whisper "I love your human skin"

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👤︎ u/Wtayjay
📅︎ Sep 18 2014
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Trivial pursuit with dad...

Playing Trivial Pursuit with my dad, best friend and a couple others when my dad asks my friend the question (paraphrasing here, was a long time ago), "What human organ is flexible, washable, and replaces itself continually?" The answer was skin but my friend got it wrong. Dad doesn't miss a beat and says, "It was probably the "washable" that threw you off."

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👤︎ u/relativex
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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