Human Science Puns

A list of puns related to "Human Science"

My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, “That makes two of us.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Dad Joked my cousin's girlfriend last night

My cousin's girlfriend (CGF) is a primary school teacher and last night we were discussing her class size and the subjects she teaches.

Me: "How big are the classes you teach"

CGF: "ive got 28 in english and maths, 30 in science and 28 in topics"

Me: "What on earth is topics?"

CGF: "oh its stuff like history, R.S, Art, Geography and all that stuff"

Me (With the biggest grin on my face holding back laughter): "OH, THE HUMANITIES"

my girlfreind and CGF groan, me and cousin laugh and high five.

Sidenote. My couisn is one of the biggest dad jokers ive ever met, so he really apreciated the terrible joke.

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👤︎ u/Skin969
📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”

Me: That makes two of us.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Her: I have no idea how the science behind human cloning works.

Me: That makes two of us.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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