Hospital Birth Puns

A list of puns related to "Hospital Birth"

I went to the hospital the other day because my wife was giving birth. The doctor came out of the room, handed me a baby and said “I’m sorry— your wife didn’t make it.”

I said, “Okay, could you give me the one my wife made?”

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👤︎ u/mrbenten
📅︎ Feb 22 2022
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My wife gave birth in our car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/history_fan69
📅︎ Nov 03 2021
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My wife has just gave birth at the hospital. I pulled the doctor away for a minute and asked "how soon do you think we will be able to have sex?"

He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"

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👤︎ u/Sedulas
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Four men are sitting in a hospital waiting room because their wives are all giving birth,

A nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You are the proud father of a pair of twins!”

“That’s funny...” the man said, “I work for Twin Peaks!”

Another nurse comes into the room and goes to the second man and says, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to triplets!”

“That’s funny...” the second man said, “ I work for the 3M company!”

Yet another nurse comes into the room and says to the third man, “Congratulations! Your wife has just given birth to quadruplets!”

“That’s so funny...” said the third man, “I work at the Four Seasons Hotel!”

The last man is groaning and whining in obvious agony, “What’s wrong?” the other men ask.

“I work at Seven Eleven.” He replied.

Happy Fathers Day!

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👤︎ u/NighTraiN7804
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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I really wanted to be there for the birth of my child. I drove like an idiot and almost got into an accident. But when I reached the hospital, I found out it was all for nothing.

I was dad on arrival.

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👤︎ u/busterpkeaton
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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A man arrives at the hospital seconds after his wife gave birth to his son.

He was pronounced Dad On Arrival

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👤︎ u/Catoenailsoup
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Currently in the hospital after the birth of our third child. Wife talking to lactation consultant about supply vs demand.

I chime in, "Sounds like MILKroeconomics 101."

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👤︎ u/JoshSamBob
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Today, my wife gave birth to my son while heading to the hospital.

We're calling him Carson, I still don't think she knows.

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👤︎ u/MyOhMyPancakes
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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My wife just gave birth to our first born, and I noticed hospitals are a lot like hotels

The womb service is great

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👤︎ u/ramichaud
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I'm driving my wife to the hospital since shes in labor, Unfortunately she gives birth in the car to a baby boy.

I named him Carson

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👤︎ u/turkey221
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I was rushing to the hospital because my wife was about to give birth. We didn’t make it there in time and she gave birth to a boy in my car.

I decided to call him Carson.

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👤︎ u/xXAnimeAngelXx
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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My wife gave birth to our boy while I was driving her to the hospital

We named him Carson

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👤︎ u/theAbsentia
📅︎ Aug 21 2021
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My wife gave birth to our baby boy otw to the hospital...

We named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/Cromlorde
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My wife recently gave birth on the way to the hospital.

We named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/worldstarguy69
📅︎ May 29 2020
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My wife gave birth to our son in our car on the way to the hospital

I named him Carson

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👤︎ u/invertedparadX
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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My friend gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital

Her husband named the kid Carson

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👤︎ u/mala_madjija
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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My wife gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital

We named our child Carson

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👤︎ u/justcurious-serious
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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My wife gave birth to a baby boy in the car on the way to the hospital.

I named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/BenJaquenhoft
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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My wife gave birth my boy on the way to the hospital

His name is Carson

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👤︎ u/pressplaytorecord
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Wife gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital.

Named him Carson.

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👤︎ u/sweatybooty1983
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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So my wife recently gave birth to our son in the car on the way to the hospital, I think we shall name him...

Carson

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👤︎ u/BobRoss84
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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My wife gave birth on the way to the hospital in the back of my car to a beautiful boy!

We named the baby Carson.

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👤︎ u/Toxic_Dolphin32
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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