These could be the titles of two horror movies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Horror movies keep ghosts...

...on the edge of their sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namdnas78
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Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomWittyNam3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.

But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sup-mr-stark
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In horror movies, why do clowns like to attack at night?

They think it’s dark humour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wishfulpeacherino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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You shouldn't watch any horror movies today

It May, Fri 10 you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hados1109
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Horror movies are gold mines for my dad

I'm with my dad watching a horror flick when a scene comes on where a woman gets drilled in the head. Me: Oh man that was crazy! Dad: Yeah, she really got screwed! Chuckles ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sumraunchysmell
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2014
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My dad loves horror movies...

When my sister and I were kids and sat in the back seat of a car, we would occasionally feel thumps and bumps from stuff in the trunk during turns. When we asked what it was, Dad would nonchalantly say "Oh, those are just the dead bodies I forgot to hide. Thanks for reminding me." We thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sejura
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Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.

They beat me to IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What does Sigmund feel when he's watching a horror movie?

He feels afreud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why was the audience bored at the horror movie?

Because they had to wait for It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MFD123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I once watched a horror movie about pants.

It was full of suspenders.

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Every horror movie about a doll is nothing but

A Toy Story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pabesh17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush (good horror movie titles, btw)...

It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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A man who recently had vertebral surgery was asked to watch a horror movie. His response:

No thanks, I don’t have the spine for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxusthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the horror-movie inspired horticulturist?

Gruesome plants, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gahvandure2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.

However, I still hold The Grudge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What would they call a horror movie about bread?

"Bready or not, here I crumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdeddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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What do you call a horror movie about an evil statistician?

"Margin of Terror"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inf0squit0
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Why did the youth pastor show show his kids a horror movie?

To scare the hell out of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Why did the conservative hide the horror movie from his kids?

Because he believed in concealed Carrie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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My wife told me to "watch it, or else!"

I'm not a big fan of horror movies. But that's what she wants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why can't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Because the corn has ears. (that's some horror movie sounding stuff right there)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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A Punny Story

A director and a costume designer had a disagreement over a critical shot in the horror movie they were filming in their studio.

The director planned to use CGl for a brief but critical reveal-shot of the movie's monster. But the costume designer insisted they use an actual costume instead of CGl.

"CGl makes a movie look cheap these days," she proclaimed.

The two of them continued debating until they began arguing. The stage crew, actors on break, and other people around them began watching until both the costume designer and director were shouting over each other at the top of their lungs. Despite their efforts, nobody could calm them down.

Fearing the incident may lead to blows, one of cameramen called a studio security guard in urgent request. The guard arrived a minute later and made a beeline for the director and costume designer, who were being held back by multiple people on set.

"lt's my movie. l make the decisions!" the director hollered, hoarse and red in the eyes.

"The movie quality will suffer!" the costume designer screamed, hair plastered across her sweaty face.

The security guard stepped in-between them and raised his pistol at the ceiling without a word. They continued to argue around him. There was a bark of gunshot, then nothing but silence and some falling plaster.

"Now see here," the guard said loudly, stepping back to look at the two of them. "Either you two quit your bickering or l'll have to escort you off the premises. You're making a scene."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaronVA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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You really shouldn't watch any horror movie today

It may, Fri 10 you.

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