Horror Movie Puns

A list of puns related to "Horror Movie"

Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?

He knows that he is not alone.

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👤︎ u/Psychological-Bill76
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema.

They beat me to IT.

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👤︎ u/OrikamiPanio
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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What does Sigmund feel when he's watching a horror movie?

He feels afreud.

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👤︎ u/coffinedude
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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You really shouldn't watch any horror movie today

It may, Fri 10 you.

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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
📅︎ May 11 2019
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Why was the audience bored at the horror movie?

Because they had to wait for It

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👤︎ u/MFD123
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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I once watched a horror movie about pants.

It was full of suspenders.

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👤︎ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Every horror movie about a doll is nothing but

A Toy Story.

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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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As a plumber, I often have nightmares about the dripping faucet I can't fix and the toilet that will not flush (good horror movie titles, btw)...

It's plumb crazy, but I have pipe dreams!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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A man who recently had vertebral surgery was asked to watch a horror movie. His response:

No thanks, I don’t have the spine for it.

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👤︎ u/Maxusthebeast
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the horror-movie inspired horticulturist?

Gruesome plants, man.

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👤︎ u/Gahvandure2
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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One of my friends stole all the DVDs of my horror movie collection. In the end I decided to let him go.

However, I still hold The Grudge.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What would they call a horror movie about bread?

"Bready or not, here I crumb"

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👤︎ u/rdeddit
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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What do you call a horror movie about an evil statistician?

"Margin of Terror"

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👤︎ u/inf0squit0
📅︎ May 13 2017
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Why did the youth pastor show show his kids a horror movie?

To scare the hell out of them.

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👤︎ u/Nerdican
📅︎ Dec 05 2016
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Why did the conservative hide the horror movie from his kids?

Because he believed in concealed Carrie.

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👤︎ u/Nerdican
📅︎ Dec 11 2016
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