Thank you for taking this opinion POLE
We used to date.
I said, βYouβve got some latitude.β
It'd make cents off so many levels.
/edit:rephrased punchline
All I could ever do is wander Y.
Guess we'll need some x-position to find out.
Because they were Ex-Axis
And that's the bottom line.
Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]
Tell-tale sign
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
βI c-canβt believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthdayβ
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, βHOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!β
To which the thief replies, βYou let your guard downβ
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?
Just horizontally tall.
I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB
I went to buy a bed and the sales lady asked me if it was for me. I told her that it was and she the asked how I usually sleep. I told her I usually sleep horizontally since vertically doesnβt really work for me....
Driving into work, we see a vehicle with stickers for oars/boats on it placed in a horizontal manner.
Wife: "Looks like that guy likes to row."
Me: "Huh. I prefer columns myself."
Wife: (groan) "So, you like to column?"
Me: "Yeah, on the phone. I leave a message if I can't get a hold of 'em."
Wife: (GROAN) "You're the worst...but I love you."
one of the exibits was showing kids centripital force by them putting a penny or nickel in a slot and watching it roll around a tube and be held against the sides even when it was rolling horizontally. really cool stuff
my dad looks at it and says "man, talk about money down the drain."
