Hopefully they left a paper trail
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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hopefully this wasnt posted here yet; found this on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Puns about Mustafar hopefully are hot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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A captain and his crew. (Hopefully hasn’t been posted before lol)

Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.

One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, β€œone ship off the port side!” Immediately the captain yells at his crew, β€œMen! Bring me my red shirt!”

Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!

The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they don’t even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.

A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, β€œTwo ships off the port side!” Quickly the captain screams, β€œMen! Bring me my red shirt!” The crew doesn’t hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!

The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, β€œWhy do you always have us bring you your red shirt?”

The captain replies, β€œWell men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like I’m not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.”

The men can’t believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!

Two seconds later, β€œTWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!”

Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, β€œMen, bring me my brown pants.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RecTym
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Hopefully you guys will appreciate my Canada puns more than r/Jokes did

I tried telling some but they were having Nunavut.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The last one from home? Hopefully.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My dad didn't laugh so hopefully you'll enjoy.

Chatting on the phone with my dad while he was at work.

Dad "I've got a light on my helmet so I look like a miner"

Me "No, I would say you look about 40"

Not even a chuckle from him πŸ˜’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T1TZILLA1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Hopefully no one has already posted this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/okkidarainbow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Stashed a little pot at work. Hopefully nobody finds it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Badwolfgyt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Even though we disagree with each other a lot on Reddit, here’s some thing we can hopefully agree on.

People who are reading this are on the same page.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Hopefully his mood is lightened up..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I've hopefully got a book coming out soon

I shouldn't have eaten it really

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Hopefully this whole Corona virus thing doesnt last until tick season.

If it does, we will have Corona with Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillip1724
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Hopefully one day I'll find an f-35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisamar13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Hopefully, this wasn't originally from this sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Hopefully I can still sail on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiamGTodMoc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Made this on the faculty whiteboard, hopefully this is self-explanatory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_of_Yharnam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Hopefully I don't step on your toes with this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/He4K2SUPERFLUID
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...

2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankaydoodl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Hopefully he CAME to his senses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pun420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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I was going through my twitter account, and remembered I write puns when I have writer’s block. Hopefully this counts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto-Erotic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Hopefully I'm not Fin'ed for this (from r/hockey)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akup11
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Hopefully the comments don't blow up... imgur.com/x9JVVQK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kasabe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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Second Try! Hopefully I don't fail miserably like last time

Ask me if I'm a truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOKENON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Just bought these two! Hopefully the market is in my favor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fiiresong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Hopefully they like her more than my Dad's puns

Driving with Dad listening to some pop music station. Meghan Trainor comes on the radio.

Dad: "Hey did you know that Muslims love Meghan Trainor?"

Me: How do you know that?

Dad: "I just heard they're Allah bout that bass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youngnreckless
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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The dad joke that hopefully no one will ever use.

http://explosm.net/comics/3897/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjajpbob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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