I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.
my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!
She laughed, "hee haw!" The farmer said, "she can't understand ya... she's a donkey!"
MASHING!
And while I was waiting, I was standing on the front lawn beside the car absent-mindedly swinging a golf club (to test my sore shoulder). Daughter starts freaking out because she thinks I'm not coming. My wife tells her not to worry, Daddy's driving. And I told her "actually, it's a wedge."
How’s the fission, John?
The second-hand store.
>!The second hand store.!<
An oxymoron!
I said, “Well, if you incest”.
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
He's really into podcasting!
Now it's a rocking chair.
One might say he is a master baiter.
Single-handedly.
It didn’t Pan out.
The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?
This is AUXhilarating
At the second hand store
A quackhead
For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but he’s been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said “It’s at the intersection, where the IHOP is.”
Dad replied, “Oh, that’s my favorite place to get breakfast.”
I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. 😐
...going twice.
“You ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”
It must have been very time consuming!
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”
The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.
“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
She was a real catch, her name was Annete
It's the thot that counts
The second hand shop
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
How’s the fission, John?
At a second hand shop.
From the secondhand store!
At the second hand store
He got it from a second-hand store
The second hand store
At a second hand store.
From the second hand store.
A second hand store.
From the second hand store
From a second hand store
The second hand shop
