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︎ Feb 08 2021
A Galway Hooker at sunset last night
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I once new a hooker. I asked her how she liked her job.
She said m eh. Thereβs a lot of coming and going.
Itβs an an in and out type of job.
Edit; knew* thank you.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Whatβd that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Hookers don't fart.
They let out little prosti-toots!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call a cold hooker?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Whatβs the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What did the man say to the hooker when she walked up to him?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do you call a group of octopus hookers?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Hooker furniture
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Why are naval officers afraid of hookers?
Cause they swallow seamen
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︎ Jul 19 2020
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What's it called when a hooker farts?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
How come hooker midgets don't make a lot of cash?
Because they sell themselves short.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
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︎ Feb 20 2019
What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
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︎ Sep 22 2018
What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti
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︎ Apr 13 2019
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why are hookers such good cooks?
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︎ Apr 26 2019
How do you call a norwegian hooker?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
Did you hear how loud that hooker's fart was?
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︎ Mar 08 2019
What do you call it when a train full of hookers goes missing?
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︎ Apr 15 2018
I once hired a hooker; the sex was so good she did it for free.
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︎ Jan 15 2013
I met a hooker on a farm.
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︎ Nov 23 2016
What's a hookers favourite food?
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︎ Dec 19 2015
What do you call male hookers in an alleyway?
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︎ Nov 23 2016
I'm gonna start my own band with blackjack and hookers
and i'm gonna call it future drama
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︎ Aug 28 2013
There's a hooker on my street. (X-post from Funny)
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︎ Nov 26 2013
What do you call a hooker who works for pasta?
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︎ Jul 22 2015
Has the hooker out by the Marriott ever told you any stories?
Man! That hotel you some crazy things!
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︎ Dec 11 2014
What do you call a cold hooker?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Hookers don't fart...
they let out little prosti-toots.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Hookers dont fart
They let out little prosti-toots
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Hookers don't fart, they lets out prosti-toots.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What do you call it when a hooker farts?
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What do you call a hooker's fart?
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