What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
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What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them! Bada Bing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbetter1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What did the man say to the hooker when she walked up to him?

What can I do ya for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2squaredJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliciaTries
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaeleng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop

One night stand

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I once hired a hooker; the sex was so good she did it for free.

It was pro-boner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flayneorange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2013
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Has the hooker out by the Marriott ever told you any stories?

Man! That hotel you some crazy things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Mom and her son

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.

"Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?"

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers, "Yes."

After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?"

She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Realistically and Potentially . . .

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt - I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?' The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on Three million dollars . But 'realistically', we're just living with two hookers and a queer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Dad got me about GTA V

Me: I bought the new GTA 5!

Dad: I heard you can have sex with hookers in that

Me: In 1st person!

Dad: I can guarantee you're not the 1st person they had sex with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnMT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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Crabby Joke

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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My dad just dropped this gem

My mom was talking about an article she read about elephants in Burma. She said, "There were missionaries and hookers at Burma at the time." My dad replied with, "Ah, but you see, missionaries are positions that hookers will understand!"

My mom groaned. I laughed.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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