Honed Puns

A list of puns related to "Honed"

My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.

It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.

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馃懁︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
馃搮︎ Jan 16 2021
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What do I call it when you're working on honing your sexual skills?

Horning

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馃懁︎ u/ThunderAlex2
馃搮︎ Jan 19 2020
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So, this is a little bit unoriginal but it's my first own dadjoke that I came up with on the spot, so I was proud to know I might hone my skills in the future to be a great/horrible dad.

Friend: Text me when you have time.

Me: When you have time.

Friend: ...

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馃懁︎ u/shockingnews213
馃搮︎ Feb 11 2015
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My 4 year old is honing her dad joke skills.

My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"

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馃懁︎ u/jdlyons81
馃搮︎ Jun 20 2015
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Honing My Craft

After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.

Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?

Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?

Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...

I grinned and self-high-fived.

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馃懁︎ u/grousing_pheasant
馃搮︎ Apr 21 2014
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Did you hear about the extraterrestrial who was studying to become a Starbucks barista?

E.T. hone foam.

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馃懁︎ u/zamoose
馃搮︎ Dec 26 2019
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My skills at sharpening my knives are atrophying...

I really need to hone them.

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馃懁︎ u/thomasbrakeline
馃搮︎ Oct 15 2019
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My dad was talking to a piece of bread.

He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.

As I went to ask him about something, he said...

"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"

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馃懁︎ u/Pokefan993
馃搮︎ Oct 29 2015
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