A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17 2021
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My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies

They say it contains a huge spoiler.

I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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My girlfriend refused to have sex on my Honda civic.

She said she will do it on her own Accord.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2018
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Why couldn’t my Honda Civic fit in my garage?

Not enough vroom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2018
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I wonder if the mechanics at the Honda dealership had to take a Civics lesson...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2018
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What do you call a leaking Honda Civic?

A Honda Sieveic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmxrocks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2017
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On our way to vote today...

I was getting in my car (a Chevy) and my dad tells me to get in our Honda instead. Why? "It's our Civic duty."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jskoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2017
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A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgl51995
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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