Why couldn’t my Honda Civic fit in my garage?

Not enough vroom.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
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Informative product review
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Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?

He was throwing a Fit.

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Two dad jokes in two days.

Yesterday I was watching T.V. with my family when a commercial for the new Honda Fit came on. If you've never seen it, the basic gist is, people ask the main man "Will (blank) fit in?" Two minotaurs come on screen and ask and here's what happened:

Mom: I really doubt a Minotaur would fit.

Dad: Maybe they're Mini-taurs.

Groans were had by all.

For the second one I was texting a friend and she said:

Her: I think I have a problem. I've ate ham almost nonstop since that party. Now I'm really sad it's almost gone. I might be addicted.

Me: I guess you'll have to quit cold ham.

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