As a patriot, I have decided to buy my next Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.

It will...be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I recently bought a used Honda subcompact car.

It seemed like a good Fit.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I heard Honda came out with a new car for pirates...

It’s the Civic Type ARR!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies

They say it contains a huge spoiler.

I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Conversation regarding YouTuber Therapist "Dr Honda" I had with my girlfriend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My girlfriend brought up a YouTuber therapist named Dr. Honda...

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-L-Picard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukeyHov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I also knew someonewho felt morally obligated to drive an economy sized Honda

She felt it was her Civic duty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arthurdent6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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The CEO of Honda was fired, and the cops were called to remove him from his office.

He refused to leave on his own Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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The CEO of Honda was fired yesterday, and had to be physically removed from his office

He didn’t want to leave on his own Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My son and I both have Honda's and he's a photographer. I told him it would be nice to get a photo of the cars.

He took one, but not of his own accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axion87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What did the police officer say when he caught the artist speeding in a Honda Odyssey?

Man you really make that Van Gogh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why was Hulk banned from the Honda dealership?

He was throwing a Fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BklynWhovian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My girlfriend refused to have sex on my Honda civic.

She said she will do it on her own Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Did you know the biblical apostles carpooled around in a Honda?

The Bible says they were of one Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonTie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Jesus drove a Honda, it says in the Bible:

"For I did not speak of my own Accord" John 12:49

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerLuftwaffe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My wife and I couldn't agree on whether to get a Honda or a Toyota.

But we came to an Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Did you know that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it?

He always said "for I do not speak of my own Accord"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clearkryptonite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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The Hulk was upset, picked up a Honda, and tossed it.

He was throwing a Fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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When my friend from New York City drove to Nebraska in his Honda SUV, he went for a walk in the countryside...

He was out of his Element.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I used to own a Ford subcompact, but it was stolen. So I bought a Honda SUV.

I’ve lost Focus and I’m completely out of my Element.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Does E. Honda from Street Fighter 2 have a Korean cousin named...

E. Hyundai?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_becks_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Honda makes a special model just for Poland...

Honda Stivic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Why couldn’t my Honda Civic fit in my garage?

Not enough vroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Went to a Honda dealership trying to buy a car.

Dad says "so we have reached and Accord"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragemor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I wonder if the mechanics at the Honda dealership had to take a Civics lesson...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewd-roth-sama
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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If you want to ride in my 1967 Honda S800, you gotta have some bread

cuz my antique honda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uroshnor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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I was pretty mad when a bird pooped all over my Honda right after I washed it

But I guess it was only doing its Civic doody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2017
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What do you call a leaking Honda Civic?

A Honda Sieveic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmxrocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Just sold my Honda element

Guess I am out of my element now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banjowashisnameo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What do you call the one Honda in France?

The Paris Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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Got my wife. She is car shopping, and looking at Hondas.

She saw an ad for a Honda Pilot, but it was sold when she called.

Me: So the Pilots are flying off the lot?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bar10der76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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I drive a Honda Element

I'm coming back from my lunch break and get out of my car to see my friend walking out of the building and he yells to me...

"you're lookin a little out of your element"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fisharr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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My wife and I nearly got hit by a crazy man in a Honda Element, my wife noted that it was licensed out of state.

I watched the guy get out of his car and I hooked a thumb towards him and said "eh.. he's out of his element."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obievil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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Anarchists would find difficulty working at Honda specialists.

They don't like a hierarchy handing down Civic duties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuba_man
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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I drive a Honda

Everywhere I go, it's of my own Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlwg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2013
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For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A girl invited me to have sex on her Honda Civic

But i like to have sex on my own Accord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgl51995
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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The CEO of Honda was fired and had to be escorted out of the building.

He did not leave on his own Accord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Jesus drove a Honda, but never talked about it.

"For I do not speak of my own Accord."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echopse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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Did you know? Jesus drove a Honda.

"I did not speak of my own accord." - John 12:49

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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