I think this one speaks for itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/salad_memes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What car was in bible times?

Honda, because the disciples were all β€˜in one accord.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitterypainter
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Car Left

Our neighbor pulled out of his driveway in a Honda. I said "Looks like he left on his own Accord." My wife then walked out of the room

- Dan Regan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Social_Mime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

He drove a Honda, but he didn't like it. Because he never spoke of his own Accord.

Just kidding he drove a Christ-ler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I was traveling to visit my dad today, and he started talking about Jesus. I expected something serious. It usually is.

"Ya know, Jesus drove a Honda but never liked to talk about it" "What are you talking about??" "Yeah he said 'I do not speak of my own accord.' And then there was Rachel. She lit off her own camel! She was the first woman in the bible to smoke...."

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