Old man Art was planting flowers in his front yard. The homeownersโ€™ association fined him $100.

Yard Art is strictly prohibited.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boogerknows
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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[OC] 1 out of 3 homeowners won't accept a free kitchen remodel.

Let that sink in.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HusbandAndWifi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I got hired to paint someoneโ€™s home.

I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, โ€œwhy didnโ€™t you charge for the paint?โ€ I said, โ€œdonโ€™t worry about the paint. Itโ€™s on the house.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/saydizzle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Why did the cat cross the road?

He found a purrfect deal on a furclosure, and was ready to become a homeowner.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PapaCheddar
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